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Apr 24
Just shed like 3lbs of hair 💆💇💁#lessforthedrains #biannualhaircut

Just shed like 3lbs of hair 💆💇💁#lessforthedrains #biannualhaircut


Apr 23
Looks like we got ourselves a Maybelline-off….

Thank you for the (many) recommendations, I grabbed as many mascaras as I had BB&B coupons.

Looks like we got ourselves a Maybelline-off….

Thank you for the (many) recommendations, I grabbed as many mascaras as I had BB&B coupons.


Best drugstore mascaras

I like draaaaaaama (volume please). I was whelmed with the green tube Covergirl most recently but am always hunting for something better (RIP Kiehl’s mineral, my heart is yours forever). I hate the pink and green Maybelline so save your breath on that one.

And……go!


Apr 22

If I get old and start chewing really loudly in public, I want someone to tell me.


Oh look a food post!

We’ve got some meals to eat this week:

I also promised you some reviews:

  • Queso blanco burgers - Is there a name for that gesture where you make the okay sign with your fingers and kiss them? It is super important not to heat the queso too quickly or it’ll get grainy. Be patient. Get a bag of chips for what doesn’t fit on the burgers, friends. 
  • Caramelized onion greek yogurt dip - I didn’t make this but I sure ate it. Would do again. 
  • Killer artichoke bread - A perfectly suitable dinner in my opinion. 

Apr 21
This is special arm lotion being sold for $38 and that is fucking absurd. No one buy this please. 

This is special arm lotion being sold for $38 and that is fucking absurd. No one buy this please. 


Apr 20

alvinsuperstar:

Happy Easter

(via mykicks)


Apr 18

fuckyeah1990s:

cyberchurch:

Jock Jams Megamix

Yes, I would like to reblog this. 

Aw shit, 6th grade talent (“talent”) show flashbacks everybody

(via sweetteaandbbq)


“Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.” John Steinbeck (via tehbee)

(via shanapreferspajamas)


Currently sustaining me. Also, coffee ice cubes? Where have I been because that is the SMARTEST THING. 
((fresh mint iced coffee via))

Currently sustaining me. Also, coffee ice cubes? Where have I been because that is the SMARTEST THING. 

((fresh mint iced coffee via))


Apr 17

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・゚✧・゚:*✧:*・゚happiness is *:・゚✧*:・゚:*
・゚:*✧: * a breakfast sandwich✧*:・゚ *:
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Every time Pharrell’s song”Happy” comes on

whatshouldwecallme:

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Apr 16

Cleaning House =

Transferring the piles of shit from one room to a different room.


Apr 15

aotakesonchicago:

So accurate.


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