January 2012
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Two Birthdays.
On this day 26 years ago, Monica was born. I am so glad about that. She is the funniest and most supportive person I know and we have laughed, cried, and laughed until we cried since we were twelve.
((awwwwww))
The second birthday is pretty stupid by comparison, just thought y’all might like to know I’ve been polluting tumblr with my nonsense for three years now. I could never...
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Week, bye.
Whatever the reasons, some of which I can identify, some of which are that intangible un-pin-pointable yucky off feeling….it is with no sadness that I bid the past few days adieu.
Shit workouts? BYE.
Beating myself up over things that I can’t change and don’t even matter? BYE.
Lazy, irritable attitude? BYE.
Emotional eating? BYE.
Social situation dread? BYE.
I refuse to...
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The best?
Sleeping with the window cracked so you can hear the monsoon outside.
I’m actually kind of bummed the sun came out today.
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sashayrae asked: We should probably set up a pet Glamour Shots appointment for Scout and Spike to wear their matching Snuggies.
May I just say that crock pots are a godsend
So much saved time! Which I could have used productively but instead watched like three hours of Friday Night Lights. But think of all I COULD do.
sweetteaandbbq asked: trail mix is my favorite. Whenever I am on TV/Movie sets and there are craft services, I eat ALL the trail mix.
“Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.”
– Dalai Lama (via pamilya)
I often think about what might have happened (or NOT happened) had I gotten my way on certain things. Important to remember that it’ll almost always work out somehow.
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imeanduh replied to your photo: Reasons I will never quit my job: I can get away…
if i’m assuming those are leggings, would you consider yourself to be wearing pants or not? just curous about your ‘leggings as pants’ stance. (dance, trance, rhyming)
Not to reignite a debate, but I don’t have any problem with wearing them as pants. Like why are yoga pants widely accepted? They’re...
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How do people live like this???
Post-work plans + getting home late + in bed around midnight + for two consecutive days…..
I’m about to be in dead place. I could sleep for half of this day. I don’t know how all you whippersnappers do it.
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“That baby was not born in a hospital, it was hatched in a t-rex nest.”
– Micah on one of our old classmate’s baby pictures
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I heard an adult person pronounce vegan as vay-gan...
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Shopping is terrible everything is ugly I am...
I LOVE giving gifts, don’t get me wrong, but I’m crazy picky about it and they need to jump out at me and tell me that they’re so perfect the person won’t even know they wanted it until they have it.
((“impossibly high standards” doesn’t really fit into a fake cough so stop))
Nothing is clicking. I have many prezzies to buy and everything is...
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thatgirlnamedsmash replied to your post: The Tumblr Dashboard: Feast or Famine
Laughing myself to death, bye everyone.
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The Tumblr Dashboard: Feast or Famine
Today.
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"That [Kathie Lee and Hoda] hour is delightful.... →
today:
— Tina Fey on her maternity leave addiction
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$10 for $20 at The Body Shop →
Yes, The Body Shop still exists, yes, the body butters are still da best, and SATSUMA. What more convincing do you need?
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I hate chalkboards.
HATE them. Just looking at one makes me sick because I can’t stop (vividly) imagining dragging my fingernails across it. I’m sticking my tongue out right now I can’t even type about it without shuddering.
So while they are useful and cute and look great in all the home decor idea photos…no. Not in my house. Not ever.
See also: Flat paint. I’m throwing up.
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esofine asked: YouTube 'Look At Me Now - Literal MS Paint.' I'M DEAD.
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NBC Universal
I do not want to watch Smash. Your relentless advertising and obtrusive pop-ups during shows I actually do care to watch are not persuading me to watch Smash. Stop trying to make me watch Smash.
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I am so happy this exists
But so sad it won’t upload in anything larger than Polly Pocket size.
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Someone else is sharing my office today
There go my plans to
watch last night’s Bachelor
read my nook (everyone got so hopped up that I think the beginning of Unbroken is boring - fine, you win, I’m still plugging away)
not work
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10 Health "Tips" You'll Never See on Your...
yourhealthista:
If you think you’re hungry, you’re probably just thirsty. Drink more water! Your body needs 8 glasses of water a day! (Nope.)
Try to choose low-fat foods as much as possible. Fat in food = fat on your body! (Ugh, so sick of this “tip.”)
Check your BMI. That will help you figure out a healthy weight for your height. (This actually a really dangerous “tip.”)
Look for foods that...
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“I used to be much stronger.”
– old man from Wedding Singer, and also me at bar method this morning
3 days of sickness and slugging will do that to you.
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All I will say about the Oscar noms
Praise jeebs Bridesmaids was acknowledged, shit is a masterpiece
I want to see “Academy Award winner Jonah Hill” splashed across the cover when The Sitter is released on blu-ray
Taking to my bed over the lack of Drive & Ides of March
Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close for best picture???? *fart noise*