I need an adult!

MTV needs to bring back Diary. I was all...

YOU THINK YOU KNOW BUT YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

Dec 17th

The HARDEST I have laughed in a long time....

Dec 17th

suicideblonde: Homer: Mmmm. Sixty-four slices of American...

Dec 17th

fullcredit: A onesie for sale, for adult women, at JCrew,...

Dec 17th

Exhibit B This is a wedding cake. From a bakery. For real. ...

Dec 17th

Exhibit A. Caption: This is allegedly a pumpkin…and...

Dec 17th

The HARDEST I have laughed in a long time....

Dec 17th

“p.s. Marion Barry: RETIRE ALREADY. MY GOD. ENOUGH.”
— A friend re: the passing of...

Dec 17th

nosauce: Dear Lover, Today it seems that a lot of people...

Dec 16th

tresladies: 20% off your entire Paige Premium Denim with...

Dec 16th

“Websites with music playing. Unless your shit is...”
— Happiness.: Another list of...

Dec 16th

Notes on Fuddruckers

I ate an ostrich burger - this country needs more game meats. Delicious. As good as those little...

Dec 16th

Stanford gsb!

bowlsby: Just wanted to thank you all for the positive words yesterday, at 3am cst today...

Dec 16th

nosauce: suicideblonde: I feel like I’m taking crazy...

Dec 16th

Watch

Watch this and tell me Nicole Scherzinger’s Sing-Off judging commentary does not sound like...

Dec 16th

“I totally support revenge dieting.”
— phillyfilly  YES. Love you...

Dec 16th

nutritionista: Are you jealous of the Greek/Middle...

Dec 16th

carolynsfebruary: circasurvivor:andrewshark: I AM MRS...

Dec 16th

“Steve Martin wants so badly to be Bill Murray, sometimes I...”
— A critic friend.

Dec 16th

nosauce: OMG! Snookie is 4’9”!!! SHE IS LEGITIMATELY A...

Dec 15th

graceinsmallthings: Things I Want: These map coasters from...

Dec 15th

Nickelback: 'Band of the decade', according...

Dec 15th

Clementime: much more challenging after...

Dec 15th

scenes-from-my-hood: i totally watched ‘the sing off’ on...

Dec 15th

TIME Magazine: The 10 Worst Things About the...

Dec 15th

Stephanie

allthingsalishan: Stop talking shit about girls with big feet or we can’t be friends anymore. ...

Dec 15th

It's freakum dress time

allthingsalishan: Mike + I have recently made a huge life decision and to celebrate we are going...

Dec 15th

(via simplejulie:heylaney:mabtv3) Ok I feel another...

Dec 15th

shiningstar: sade: I am not even gonna front, Jwoww...

Dec 15th

allthingsalishan: blissed: If you don’t remember this...

Dec 15th

(via thedailywhat) Caption contest?

Dec 15th

Is it just me...

stellarblondie: or are all diamond commercials during the holidays positively nauseating? Kay...

Dec 15th

(via nutritionista) Fennel-Crusted Pork Loin With...

Dec 15th

(via goodeggs)

Dec 15th

tresladies: It’s National Cupcake Day! …and now you know...

Dec 15th

Confession Tuesday

I watched The Sing-Off last night. And liked it. In my defense, I had to Tivo HIMYM &...

Dec 15th

Cookie Swap, booya

cadyheron: We’re having our annual cookie swap today at work, in a mere 51 minutes.  You know what...

Dec 15th

heyliz: (via gatekeeper) Pretty much.

Dec 15th

I want a handheld autotuner. There are...

Does that even exist? Do you hear me, Secret Santa?

Dec 15th

lizlemon: ...

Dec 14th

“But I did manage to write the most vicious, hateful, and...”
— Anthony Bourdain on his new...

Dec 14th

I want this on my wall. thedailywhat: Tee of the Day:...

Dec 14th

carolinek: Can we talk about how Zoe Saldana is shutting...

Dec 14th

The Week in Dinners

Going with tried and true favorites this week. Monday: BLT Mac & Cheese Tuesday: Ina’s...

Dec 14th

Google Street View Captures Public Defecation...

Dec 14th

45-38. Boomsky.

Dec 14th

Things that made my Sunday

Tanya - thank you thank you thank you! Would’ve emailed you but pathetically I don’t...

Dec 14th

No spoilers but the season finale of...

Dec 14th

Damn you Sunday Night Football

When the game starts at 8:30 it’s pretty much guaranteed I will turn into a pumpkin before...

Dec 14th

So outta there - we grabbed water, cookies, and made haste...

Dec 13th

Aaaaand the finish line. Boo for the photobomb by Greeny...

Dec 13th

Awkward putting-on-gloves-with-eyes-closed shot.

Dec 13th

10K this morning. Weather? Not optimal. But I paid money for...

Dec 13th

deghanmay: hershapeinthedoorway: ifthisthenthat: If...

Dec 13th

Icy rain? Coulda done without that. I...

Dec 13th

D-tag and jingle bells ready to go.

Dec 13th

Spike’s Hannukah gift. He just lets it happen.

Dec 12th

graceinsmallthings: This is the stuff dreams are made of. ...

Dec 12th

This woman on Real Housewives is taking...

Dec 11th

A little something to put Bliss’ prices in the realm...

Dec 11th

“First and foremost, this episode was hard to recap because...”
— Best Jersey Shore recap of all...

Dec 11th

“Aw, that’s the fattest thing anyone’s ever said to me. Thank...”
— phillyfilly 

Dec 11th

Domino's pulling its ads from Jersey...

Dec 11th

I would claw my eyes out at the sight of myself in a bathing...

Dec 11th

missashleyjheidler: havealittlefaithinme:thelittletaylor:...

Dec 11th

Little to no use for a lavender coat but I think it’s...

Dec 11th

reallykatie: can’t stop won’t stop Nor should you. Pure....

Dec 11th

I will find a way to injure myself no...

Paper, plastic, cardboard, you name it. Even if it can’t cut you, it will cut me. Bread?...

Dec 11th

The results of Slate's "write like Sarah...

Dec 11th

mikhailovna: And here she is!! My doll, my dream, my...

Dec 11th

(via thebridesbook:creativeinspiration:ineedacupcake) ...

Dec 11th

My wedding hair is all over the magazine...

Oh look at me ahead of the curve. Which means in 10 months it’ll be so 2000 and late but...

Dec 11th

Failure to plan on your part does not...

carolinek: Just as an FYI…  Very few people seem to understand this.

Dec 11th

SHARK FARTS

everydayk: best phrase EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I had already worn it out before we went to bed last...

Dec 11th

emphasisadded: scenes-from-my-hood: wishlist. skeleton...

Dec 11th

Shiningstar

I really love that you just brought Johnny No Name to the forefront of my consciousness.

Dec 11th

elizablr: allthingsalishan: tlmonahan: Special...

Dec 11th

Weekend To-Do List

Wrap gifts Send holiday cards Pick up race packet CLEAN - apartment looks like a fallout...

Dec 11th

“house pants” + “boomsky” are going to be added to my...”
— Meredith

Dec 10th

PSA: Searching for "NICE" friends.

whatthehale: I literally do not have any of those “sweetheart” kind of friends who are just...

Dec 10th

OMG Alishan. Molly Sims’ house? I’m up its ass. ...

Dec 10th

(via carolynsfebruary) The kind of holiday-themed...

Dec 10th

(via sistermarymartha) I need this on standby.

Dec 10th

carolynsfebruary: First Look! He expression is...

Dec 10th

FUPA HUNTER BLOG

Dec 10th

jeralyndwile: loveyourchaos: “Do pigs fly? Well, Gwen...

Dec 10th

lilyblog: Vanilla roasted pears. File under: Must make....

Dec 10th

“Get ready for the Sue express. Destination…HORROR.”
— Sue Sylvester, Glee (via...

Dec 10th

mikhailovna: I made Belle a little crown out of the left...

Dec 10th

The More You Know

Maury is not a Terp - he went to UPenn. But his wife Connie Chung is, which I guess explains his...

Dec 10th

The greatest thing The University of Maryland...

Dec 10th

shiningstar: folkinz: new favorite iphone app: imdb ...

Dec 10th

“Look, I used to get live like everyone else in their...”
— Kia Matthews (via sade)

Dec 10th

And this day's off to a weird start

I just got a Christmas card from Baltimore legend John Waters. Hmm.

Dec 10th

I got on the waitlist for a Rachel Zoe...

Have fur vests jumped the shark yet? I hope not.

Dec 10th

That pear just did not hit the spot.

(via thinnerthoughts) That tag made me har-har. EDIT: And now you can’t see the tag, so I...

Dec 9th

emphasisadded: Margarita Caliente: Tequilla, Triple Sec,...

Dec 9th

This will buy my friendship. $62.00 - I come cheap!

Dec 9th

There's been an accident

The orange Fanta dispenser exploded behind the concessions stand, and that sucks and all, but it....

Dec 9th

Boredom Strikes at 3:36 pm

katoleary: mariahnotcarey: nadiathinksirl: These are especially fun when you’ve just spent...

Dec 9th

Cohabitation

allthingsalishan: Mike and I have lived together for almost four years now and every once in a...

Dec 9th

“I believe in God, but not as one thing, not as an old man in...”
— John Lennon (via weallbelong)...

Dec 9th

New Avatar Time

Retiring the Manolos because while I love a good shoe, I’m thinking this one is a tad more...

Dec 9th

thepo: I thought the black and white would subtract from...

Dec 9th

phillyfilly: bnmart: … And none for Gretchen Wieners! ...

Dec 9th

Not feeling....life today.

Nothing serious, don’t put me on suicide watch. A tad stressed. Apathetic about work. One of...

Dec 9th

HaaaaaaaaaayGrrrrrrrrrrrrrlHaaaaaaaaaaaay...

thedivineash: Sorry, haygirlhay, but I had too! Welcome! ;) No no, that’s exactly how it...

Dec 9th

Washingtonian Bride & Groom Unveiled

Dec 9th

(via ilovebritneyspears) In love-love with this photo.

Dec 9th

Listen

allthingsalishan: Quindon Tarver - When Doves Cry viagirlwearsmascara On the pod at all...

Dec 9th

This is tremendous. bowlsby: Taking christmas decorations...

Dec 9th

Grinding my gears right now:

Fighting with a major studio about their screening bill - they are literally arguing with me over a...

Dec 9th

easilyportable: KEVIN! KEVIN! KEVIN! YES. The man is a...

Dec 9th

tlmonahan: Hmmm…to buy this or not to buy? It DOES look...

Dec 8th

heylaney: Today I completed a run that I didn’t think I had in me. I went faster, farther and...

Dec 8th

elizablr: elizabethanne: lizlemon: sade: It’s that...

Dec 8th

Best list ever or best list ever?

40 Things That Were Popular At the Beginning of the Decade That Aren’t Popular Anymore I...

Dec 8th

Monday ramblings

I know I’m late on the wagon but as usual, Alishan keeps it real/says it so I don’t have...

Dec 8th

Another Win

everydayk: I own the shirt Liz Lemon wears in the last episode of 30 Rock (what can I say, I love...

Dec 8th

jackiegarlich: Josh made the winter squash soup I told you...

Dec 8th

On the menu for tonight: Pasta with Brie, Mushrooms, &...

Dec 8th

So this lady on Hoarders who literally...

PG County representin’.

Dec 8th

Ordered these journals as a Christmas gift for my sister (on...

Dec 8th

Mondo headache.

So terrible I had to go back to 1994 to find the words.

Dec 7th

nb808: tanya77:thedailywhat:Also: Medical school classes....

Dec 7th

suicideblonde: bohemea: We’re about to watch Dexter. I...

Dec 7th

Sporadic Wedding Countdown: 299 days

Dec 7th

My beloved brown Uggs from 5 years ago are worn beyond...

Dec 7th

obamafamily: apsies: President Barack Obama waves as...

Dec 7th

My Saturday long run was sabotaged - I woke up to this...

Dec 7th

Operation shelf was a success. Well maybe I shouldn’t...

Dec 6th

I'm trying really hard to busy myself...

The kid is not strong at home improvement. Which I do not understand since he fixes cars for a...

Dec 5th

hautelikecouture: Um that would be Miley Cyrus’ jailbait...

Dec 4th

UGH. Boys fail hard at properly making the bed. I swear...

Dec 4th

I can't even

allthingsalishan: it’s my new phrase. I think I stole it from Genna. It is said when I can’t even...

Dec 4th

“NO to: Brad’s beard situation. He looks like an aging farm...”
— *ShiningStar*  You kill me...

Dec 4th

tippyinnyc

Phrase of 2010: “close-your-eyes-good”. It will do what “fetch”...

Dec 4th

nosauce: hautelikecouture: The cast of Nine at the...

Dec 4th

Thank you Pandora, for choosing to...

Show me someone who claims not to love this song, and I will show you a stank liar.

Dec 4th

Time for a new office calendar - hint,...

Anyone get free ones from their job? Cause I would love you lots for sending me one. Calendars I...

Dec 4th

“I only watched a few minutes (Real Housewives of OC ranks...”
— Meredith takes the words right...

Dec 4th

Just ate the most delicious lunch evah at Central Michel Richard - trout po boy on bread that was...

Dec 4th

“I got a hole in my heart, Liz Lemon, and it’s not from...”
— Who else but Tracy Jordan?

Dec 4th

Anyone else notice how there was an ad for this classy...

Dec 4th

Just pissed my pants laughing. The guy on the right looking...

Dec 4th

Hey Self

Leave the stick and bindle at home tomorrow - you’re going to a grown up lunch so don’t...

Dec 3rd

lifewithliz: thedailywhat: TGIAF. [via.]

Dec 3rd

tlmonahan: (via fuckyeahbabyanimals) Love. OHHHHH mah...

Dec 3rd

loafersansocks: Deal with it. This screams Lacey to me. 

Dec 3rd

cadyheron: allthingsalishan: While digging in my desk to...

Dec 3rd

cadyheron: How great was this episode last night? I want...

Dec 3rd

Much respect for Melissa's bravery re:...

Stronger than I am, for sure.

Dec 3rd

“I will probably be the most frustrating pregnant woman ever....”
— Jackie Eye to eye, girl.

Dec 3rd

FIST PUMP. FIST PUMP.

Dec 3rd

It isn’t even officially winter yet, so can retailers...

Dec 3rd

carolinek: The email I received from the 9:30 Club last...

Dec 3rd

Holiday shopping is officially done…I think. Just...

Dec 3rd

shiningstar: allthingsalishan: sade: Really? Still...

Dec 2nd

buzz's girlfriend...woof!

reallykatie:

Dec 2nd

I just made eye contact with the cat...

Dec 2nd

dealbreaker: GUESTBREAKER: You’re a Picky Eater So what do...

Dec 2nd

I made it home, and once Micah does the same, I hope it...

Dec 2nd

Online Shopping FAIL

Regarding this: Dear Mr. Lim, I am considerably shorter than the model pictured, yet your sweater...

Dec 2nd

My boss just came by to visit with the...

Dec 2nd

“I found my electric blanket so my toes will be nice and...”
— elizablr.: ~Doing a happy...

Dec 2nd

nadiathinks: Fendi flower detailed silk chiffon dress...

Dec 2nd

sistermarymartha: Okay, no. I know it’s been talked about and done to death, but you have to be...

Dec 2nd

Mother-in-law-to-be just sent an email asking us to bring a nice outfit up for Christmas...

Dec 2nd

Listen

allthingsalishan: kiamatthews: Britney Spears - What It’s Like to Be Me (featuring Justin...

Dec 1st

phillyfilly: thisiswhyyourefat: Bagel Bite Burgers Mini...

Dec 1st

allthingsalishan: bowlsby: scenes-from-my-hood: ...

Dec 1st

Can't wait for dinner (what else is new)

Making veggie burgers - from scratch, mind you, so they are actually comprised of vegetables and...

Dec 1st

highonheels: (via Sea of Shoes) As always, super-duper...

Dec 1st

imnotthatkindofgirl: ...

Dec 1st

Listen

caryrandolph: Daryl Hall and Chromeo: “I Can’t Go For That (No Can Do)” (via) Best enjoyed...

Dec 1st

gay marriage just passed in DC 11-2

fuckyeahdc: hiplove: Evans Y; Graham Y, Gray Y; Mendo Y; HTJ Y; Wells Y; Alexander N; Barry N;...

Dec 1st

allthingsalishan: No words. stellarblondie:photo via ...

Dec 1st

“Finishing up some market research for the ole headshop....”
— The facebook status of an...

Dec 1st