January 2010
Delicious (and eventful) dinner at BLT Steak - as...
December 2009
AFI - Days of the Phoenix
Today’s...
Blackberry, why do you forsake me???
Doing the same bs as before. Hourglass of doom, not receiving emails, what have you. NONSENSE.
Just got weighed at the drs office.
allthingsalishan:
I need to be on a suicide watch. Holy fuck it’s bad y’all.
No more cake. That’s it.
I HEAR YOU SISTER. Last week? Wanted to kill. Mah. Self.
Getting dressed in anything that doesn’t have an elastic waist elicits tears.
That Bitch is a BITCH
megwhyte:
So one of my managers pulled me aside to tell me that someone had called to complain about me this morning. Now, I know I come across as somewhat judgy, cynical, and bitchy in a funny way on the internetz**, but I’m actually a very skilled actress and can put on the Barn like no one’s business. Why do you think I won a Dundie?
ANYWAY, she started telling me what the complaint was,...
The boss lady is back!
Very exciting. Love her, plus it gets lonely down here.
Also, favorite thing about our desks being 3 feet apart? I get to hear all the gossip on her phone calls.
One thing I am extremely good at:
allthingsalishan:
sade:
ditto.
Hating on people my friends hate. I will find the worst qualities in any person you dislike and highlight those qualities and belittle them to the point where there’s nothing else to say.
Don’t like Becky? FUCK BECKY. That ugly bitch. Her hair makes her look like the cowardly lion from Wizard of Oz. Look at her mouth. I can tell she’s a giant slut just by the...
Signs of Adulthood
I just spent $80 at CVS…replenishing our medicine cabinet because I don’t want to lose my flex account balance come 2010.
That’s $80 worth of Advil, Pepto, and the like.
OOOLLLLLLLDDDDDD.
Pray...for...Mojo.
Would love nothing more than to catch up on my dash but alas, the Monday after a long weekend always bends me over. Send help.
Out-of-office is officially ON. Happy Christmas!
FormSpring.Me: Where in/near the city do you...
carolinek:
grumpypantalones:
What bars are you hanging out in most often?
Why, do you want to meet up? :)
I’m a huge fan of happy hour when I can get back into the city in time [I work in MD], but I find myself going to where the specials are — haha! A place “closer” to where I live is CPBG [Cleveland Park Bar & Grill]—one of the bartenders there always gives me free drinks, so why...
Re: Gin Monday
allthingsalishan:
michelleosaurus:
Dearest Alishan,
I hate gin. I blame it on being 18 at Princeton and binge drinking G&Ts like they were going out of style. I have purged juniper berry alcohol from this body far too many times. I switched to vodka long ago because of this very reason. I overloved gin and cannot go back. Except for one day a year. Gin Monday will live strong (Lance...
formspring.me
allthingsalishan:
What is your biggest insecurity?
Oh Jesus, I’ve got a lot of them. top 3 are probably my weight, appearance and success. what are your biggest insecurities?
Ask me anything
Um you just named ‘em.