January 2010
What's all this doppelganger hooplah? Do I have...
Don’t say anyone upsetting. Oh god what have I invited?
thatgirlnamedsmash-deactivated2 asked: Jackie posted her hair color history yesterday or the day before. What's your hair color history? I love the color in your picture! <3
jaclynday asked: When are we going to meet up for lunch?? :) I work near 15th & K. Is that within walking distance of your workplace?
heylaney asked: So, my first race is coming up in the spring. Any advice for a first timer? I'm nervous! Like, what should I wear? When should I warm up? Will I be able to pee right before I run (because I always have to pee right before I run)? What if I need water during the race?
Another riveting work day. →
So it’s come to this again.
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What do you get
When you combine:
Jock-y former classmate who blew a scholarship for dealing drugs
Some younger chick
Baby out of wedlock
Someone’s backyard/large grassy expanse
Flip flops under a wedding dress
Mini length bridesmaids’ dresses
Shiny satin prom vests
Answer: A very hillbillicious wedding.
Thanks, Facebook!
“I’m so stressed out and I have so much to do. I feel like Jessie Spannow.”
– My mom just gets it. (via allthingsalishan)
Sigh, your mom is cool. My parents? Not so much. I tried explaining Lady Gaga to my father once…no. Did not compute. Abort abort.
My goal in life is to never become that out of it. Doesn’t mean I like/approve of it (side eye, T-Pain, side...
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Apparently the pregnant sex tape was the nail in...
“How was Sundance? Did you see the John Edwards sex tape while you were there?”
– My boss, while on the phone. With the CEO.
Obviously I want to be just like her when I grow up.
New favorite word: aspie. →
OMG you guys I fucking love Joe Biden
nyclust:
meredithbklyn:
fullcredit:
For like, 9,600 reasons, but right now? Because he absolutely cannot control his facial expressions. He has had that awesome old-man-on-the-Amtrak grin on his face for like 10 straight minutes and GOD do I love him for it. And he is not just applauding, he is fucking CHEERING. If I could go to court with Joe Biden sitting behind me, clapping and smiling to...
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It's about that time...
New season. New goodies.
Favorites:
Suckered gingham perfect shirt
Tissue garland tank
Lena isle dress
Broken-in boyfriend chino short
Facets & fringe necklace
Cleo platform sandals
Sayre suede ballet flats
Solid scalloped bikini
And there you have it. Thoughts, feelings?
“(Be a man)
We must be swift as
the coursing river
(Be a man)
With all the...”
– I’ll Make a Man Out Of You (Mulan Soundtrack)
YEP. Dig it.
(via whatthehale)
This is the jam. Donny Osmond’s only acceptable context is Mulan.
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Buying an iPad in Boston is gonna be the worst.
sade:
“Where are you iPads?”
“Over here, did you want the Touch or the Classic?”
“What? No. iPads.”
“Yeah. iPods. Over here.”
CONFUSION!
6 Reasons You Should Want to Live in DC →
(via grumpypantalones:missjacobi: sassfromsass)
2.) Black People! To answer your question, yes, yes I am a blatant self-hating white person. But the better question is, why aren’t you? Black people do everything better—food, music, dancing, religion, presidents—everything! Thus, I am honored to live in a city that is 55% African American and only 39% White. This statistic has also earned...
By 9 am I had a hunch this day would be a real...
It’s more than lived up to that.
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“Other people’s memories of the stuff in this book might not be the same as mine....”
– Ozzy Osbourne’s memoir’s disclaimer (via meredithbklyn)
I am kinda looking fwd to reading this. I’m guessing it shall be quite entertaining
(via nb808)
Yep. I will love this I can already tell.
I hope Alishan has some jeans she'd like to get...
This loser. FUUUUUUUUUUUU.
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Rage Against the Machine - Bulls on Parade
When...
“I would slap him in the mouth if I saw him on the street.”
– My bff is not a fan of Owl City.
Had a special post all queued up....an ERROR?!...
Far too ornery to take another stab at it right now. Tomorrow.
To all of my big footed (?) and size 2 or 4...
allthingsalishan:
and those that like accessories as much as this hoarder does…you are in luck! It’s closet purging time again.
this will include;
Chocolate brown patent leather Loubs only worn TWICE (I know..I don’t want to talk about it)
All SORTS of Shoshanna shit that I HAD TO OWN RIGHT THAT INSTANT that has never been worn
Lots of J. Crew that was purchased for the same reason as the...
Manners are dead.
Officially calling it since [redacted] didn’t so much ask if we were free this weekend as much as told us they were coming to town to see us on Saturday.
Eye. Roll.
allthingsalishan:
“I mean those people stole tv’s while looting. I don’t think they needed those tv’s but they took them anyway. I don’t feel sorry for them and don’t think they deserve to win the Super Bowl. Why should I? It’s their fault for the position they were in.”
—
my coworkers thoughts on all things New Orleans
Me, if I were trapped in a cube farm with people this tarded:
Hey Metro, pull yourselves together and quit... →
“People who actually are smart, funny, accomplished, pretty, or talented will...”
– Tatiana Mikhailovna
100% true. Beware of horn-tooters.