November 2010
I have a post with notes on it...that appears...
Interesting. Thanks for eating my post then.
Yo Dexter
It’d be cool if you didn’t eat into this precious hour of television with a damn four minute recap.
October 2010
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DC area
Uh, have any of you seen the campaign ad that is basically just a powerpoint of aborted babies?
I have. What. The hell.
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It IS National Cat Day...
So I guess it’s appropriate that I just had to cut a dried piece of cat crap out of the carpet I happened to find under the bed.
Love you, Spike!
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“PIZZA, PIZZA, AHHHHH!”
– Kevin McAllister…and me because guess what’s for dinner tonight?! Again!
saraplainandtall replied to your photo: Wedding invitations and our guest book. No one…
Do you guys have basically the same middle name?!?! Too cute!
Yes. Yes we do. Upon realizing we were like, WEIRDSIES. It’s okay if you want to barf, I get it.
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IMDB
You and your new(ish) site design can O’Doyle yourselves and quit crashing my entire life computer. Mama is trying to work and you are NOT complying.
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People Who
Give out raisins to trick-or-treaters.
Remember like 10 years ago when wearing dresses...
sade:
Oh GOD what the fuck was THAT about?
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The best sleep
Is the sleep where the windows are cracked and the breeze that blows in is nippy and you bunch the covers up to your chin and you try your best to hold it in the middle of the night because you dread the freezing trip to the bathroom and you wake up in the morning and the tip of your nose is rosy and cold.
Love. This. Weather.
Gretchen's collection already exists and it's...
So what who cares.
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Majorly obsessed with that giant fair isle print...
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Chris Pontius was cast in a Sofia Coppola film. →
Now I’ve seen everything.
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Doing a whole lot of this lately.
If folks could just stick to a plan rather than changing the game up every 4.5 seconds, there would be a lot less slow eye closing going on.
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Is there a .gif of Phil hitting the deck when the...
Cause I am going to need that.
divinesecrets asked: You, lady, make my day better on a consistent basis. You are hilarious and snarky in the best way possible. Carry on.
jacquesofalltrades replied to your post: Pizza, I haven’t forsaken you.
Awesome, we love our stone, though I’m curious — was the choice of a square, rather than round, stone an aesthetic thing? Or is there a crazy culinary/convection current reason that I should think about switching to square? It looks cool!
I wish I had a cheffy answer for you, but this was the only one...
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Pizza, I haven't forsaken you.
On the contrary - having received both a stone and a peel as wedding gifts, we are putting both to good use.
See delicious-sounding pizza on a menu on your honeymoon, order something else because you can do this one at home.
Roasted grape tomatoes in olive oil & sea salt.
Onions on their way to caramelization.
Lifebood Roasted garlic.
Diced chicken breast and prosciutto.
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I am so dissapoint, you guys.
Though, to be fair, I support all ironic purchases or recordable ones. I didn’t even KNOW there was a recordable option and I might be abusing that feature in the near future.
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Serious Question
Does anyone besides our parents buy or enjoy those cards that play sounds when you open them? No? Thought not. I fucking hate those things.
shaba replied to your photo: I am a rabid watcher of basically anything that…
the heart shape stone needs to be removed from existence. heart shaped gemstones just don’t hold up after you turn 10.
Seconded heartily - the only acceptable time for heart-shaped gemstones is stick-on earrings.
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Things that I don't understand, apropros of...
When people wear necklaces with halters and/or tops with embellished necklines. Why? Too much.
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Terrible feeling or terriblest feeling?
Realizing you’ve been kind of an asshole to someone totally by accident. I’ve got the on-purpose assholing on lock.
