February 2011
January 2011
In which I won't say I told you so...
Calling to have cable installed the week of the Superbowl and them not being able to come out until the week after the Superbowl should not be surprising.
But this is me not saying anything about that.
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2 rooms. 12 hours. 1000 square feet. 2 claw...
Apartment painted.
You should pay me for reminding you not to do this
teresaahh:
I’m not telling anyone what to do, but one way to be an asshole is to reblog a personal post, delete all the text I wrote, then only leave the gif.
Even Kelly, who we all know wasn’t the brightest star in the sky, is better than that.
A to the men. I hate when jerks do this mess. If you love the gif enough to erase my poured-out heart just right-click that shit like a normal...
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A crying baby moved in next door a week ago.
If that’s not an omen we should be leaving this building, I don’t know what is.
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In a stunning reversal, USDA chief Vilsack... →
themattsmith:
This is a big fucking deal.
Monsanto’s GMO seeds spread to neighboring farms, crossbreed with organic seeds, Monsanto sues over intellectual property violations, wins, and shuts the organic farm down.
And now it’s done under the umbrella of the USDA’s tacit fucking approval.
Fuck Monsanto, and fuck the USDA for not having the balls to follow through.
I’m not much of a...
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Crate & Barrel's Lounge collection is the BEST.
That’s what our couch is.
I slept on that thing for 2 weeks while Spike was recovering after surgery and it was comfortable as hell. Actually, Micah and I both did, and he’s 6’2” and we can lie down fully extended without touching. It’s a monster. Love it.
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My home decor aesthetic is like a subconscious...
My childhood home is full of antiques worth more than I am, and has that fancy room no one’s really allowed in, and ornate furniture only my father finds comfortable, which means chairs and sofas like a wooden plank.
This is my sofa:
And paint? My mother was so terrified of color that when I said I wanted a blue room as a child, she brought home a shade so icy and pastel I’m...
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Color names hold entirely too much sway with me
Purchased paint when Home Depot was practically giving it away a couple weeks ago.
Squirrel for the living/dining room
Castle Path for the bedroom (obvs too lazy to paint the stripes, cute as they are)
With lighting and such it will look a little different, but I don’t think there’s any way I won’t love it.
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Why does everyone but me know that vitamins cause...
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Fight to the death
We get keys to our new place tomorrow.
Micah’s not interested in painting. I would rather not live in another white box.
This means I’m doing the whole thing myself over the next few days.
Ask me again on Tuesday if this is a good idea.
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Googling some Liz Lemonesque things right now.
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If people (and pets) could quit narrowly avoiding...
What in the hell, week? It’s been a real stinker for everyone I know.
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The enigma that is Davecat
Me: Why are they blurring out his throw pillow? What is on it that we can’t be exposed to?
Micah: Anime sex.
Me: Oh yes. It’s definitely anime sex.
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If I were to do this tumblweeds business, what...
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It might be correct, but I don't have to like it.
I actually don’t even know if it is correct, but seeing/hearing “AN historic “really sounds terrible to me. H is not a vowel, and doesn’t even sound like one here. Why does this happen.
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Reckner's new favorite blog
loafersansocks:
I actually get a decent amount of inquiries regarding Reckner. For instance, someone recently asked, simply, “What is Reckner’s favorite Tumblr blog?” I hesitate to answer this simply, but I owe it to you all to answer the question.
It all started with Literally, Genevieve Clare (a blog that no longer exists). This was her favorite blog, and she still comments that she...
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Someone I know from high school, and was the weirdest in the land of weirdos, is still painfully awkward. Not even endearingly awkward. Like, academic robot, only school-related facebook status updates awkward. It makes me uncomfortable to see them on my feed. I wish I cared about your organic chemistry exam grade (no I don’t), but I don’t. No one does. We are semi-adults, why are you...
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The aerolatte delivers, folks.
Enjoying a Starbucks quality latte with abundant almond milk foam this fine morning.
I know you were all waiting with bated breath.
THUNDERSNOW
It’s real. I thought the windows were going to implode just there.
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People Who
Can’t be bothered to hold themselves upright while the train is in motion. Are you for real? Develop some core strength and stop swaying against my person.
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Wellies have got to tone your legs, right?
Because mine are like walking with infants hugging my shins. If someone tossed me in the Potomac, I would for sure sink to the bottom and die.
writemywayout asked: How is that Chili Mac recipe? Do you think it would work with out beans?
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Watchshiningstar:
nmpnmp:
To get you through the rest of the week, please watch this. It will make you feel better, or better yet, laugh really hard. So much secondhand embarrassment, but not my problem.
I think I thought of this because Nudes is the new Candie’s girl (shoes, get it?)
The only positive thing I can say about this is Vanessa Hudgens is still pretty.
Outside of that, this is...
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I just remembered this and laughed a HEARTY laugh
In 4th grade, we read a book called Stone Fox, which I hated for reasons I haven’t held on to. We received an assignment to rewrite the ending of the book, and having detested the thing so much, my version ended with the title character getting gored to death in meticulous detail.
Apparently this is alarming from a nine year old? My teacher thought so. Without my knowledge, she called my...
5tickyheels asked: Whats the point of the frother? Is it for coffee drinks? ONLY coffee drinks? I don't get it. WHAT IS ITS USE? It can't be to just froth things?
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Not impressed with this "enlightened" kombucha...
Less fizzy. And they removed the whopping .05% alcohol content. Boo.
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thebluehour asked: I delete Mint emails without reading too. I think I balance this by having maxed out my 401(k) for last year. Does this make me more of an adult?
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holyshitthemetro
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