February 2012
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Feb 29th
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inmymimeseye: briancolligan: thewordunheard: greengrey: vanboobsenstein: speakgirl: weirdsociology: dazaibrosamu: fluxcapacitoppar: autumn-and-eve: rosemannequin: homorobotica: fraudstory: richwhitelesbian: i hope rick santorum is walking down the street and someone is walking the opposite way towards him and they both try to go around eachother the same direction and...
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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myheadandmyhearttoday asked: how many loubs do you own? colors?
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Wednesday.
stood up and taught paying clients for 15 minutes without choking on my own terror or actually dying received largely positive feedback in which the words “excellent job” were used I managed to actually have FUN! Which is the POINT! ordered a grande latte, was “accidentally” given a venti (hey barista it’s okay to admit you’re just in love with me) this...
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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For the sake of having this ridiculousness on...
My husband is mad at me because I woke him up to tell him that his phone had been going off next to his face for damn near fifteen minutes, and that it’s concerning, and to please make sure there are no other alarms set to wake me and only me, apparently, at odd times of night. So sorry I disrupted you to let you know how disruptive that was. I mean really.
Feb 29th
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I fear what would happen in a REAL emergency.
From the living room, I’ve been listening to Micah’s alarm go off in the bedroom for at least 10 minutes.  The alarm on the phone that is next to his deader than driftwood sleeping body. Lord above. 
Feb 29th
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I'm co-teaching my first Bar Method class tomorrow...
Color me surprised. I will require all of the good juju come 7:00 am. 
Feb 29th
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clementines that have seeds
Feb 28th
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Did you know
That eating two whole bagels in 15 minutes will make you very, very sleepy? 
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Is Perez Hilton still a thing?
Or I guess a person? Oh. 
Feb 28th
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Of course
I eat a delicious and filling breakfast of scrambled eggs and avocado toast… And walk into free bagels at work. 
Feb 28th
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BAGS DO NOT GET THEIR OWN SEAT
BAGS DO NOT GET THEIR OWN SEAT
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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umcanyounot asked: FMK: mac&cheese, pizza, cheeseburger
Feb 27th
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vindikateor asked: I have to ask: If I don't like Dr. Pepper, will I still like the spicy Dr. Pepper pork?
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Week [Without] Food
I haven’t forgotten, there just won’t be any meals prepared this week. I literally won’t be home for dinner a single night. I’m so busy it’s like I don’t even know who I am anymore.  So until next Monday… ((and Micah, if you’re reading this, put the frozen pizzas back))
Feb 27th
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Food Follow Up: 2/20 Menu
Spicy dr. pepper pork - Listen, whether you have a crockpot or not, you have to make this. I’ve done it both ways and I’m never sorry. I also never get tired of eating it, which is good because 5lbs of pork butt shreds into a LOT of meals. I caught my husband standing in front of the fridge picking at it with his care hands, but you can turn it into quesadillas, nachos, sandwiches,...
Feb 27th
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This microphone.
Can we not fix that? Or swap it out?
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Ugh someone impress me.
Mila Jovovich will show the rest of you to the door.
Feb 27th
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Feb 26th
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And the Oscar goes to....
ME.  For doing my laundry and putting it away.
Feb 26th
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Feb 25th
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It was bound to happen.
Shed the first (of many, I’m sure) house-related tears. Kelly Cutrone would be very disappointed I let it happen at work.
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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I know I (along with everyone on planet earth) say...
But dudes I am exhausted. So much so that in the four minutes I spent waiting for my dentist to come check me after my cleaning…I fell asleep.  TODAY. 
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Fun with keywords
Inexplicably leading people to this blog: hot cop hot skank ugly baby from knocked up beautiful dress i will kill for it grandma yetta daniel stern tarantula 0% body fat  tuscan institute tattooed nice looking boy why doesn’t ebates ever work chola eyebrows how did alyssa jane ashton die i need 1 on 1 sexy Sounds like a lot of psychos read this then. 
Feb 23rd
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People Who
Floor it when driving in the city. Only to have to slam on the brakes immediately. “Race you to that red light 100 feet ahead!”
Feb 23rd
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“Santorum would be a fine mind for the 13th century.”
– Zanny Minton Beddoes on Real Time
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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