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Aug 3

herblondness:

thesimpsonswayoflife:

Ralph Appreciation Post - Part I

Ralph Wiggum = dream man.


hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

(via chriszee)


Aug 1

Me: I love THE SKULLS so much. Best part is at the end when Joshua Jackson is drugged and the car he’s riding in gets hit and he’s like *flails head around*
Micah: ….that’s a common theme with you, across all types of media. You love people swinging their heads in a big ol’ circle and being out of control.
Me


Jul 31
#armsextended #georgemichael

#armsextended #georgemichael


A well-timed email from the perfect slouchy tee heavens reminded me it’s time to replenish my supply of everlane. The quality and feel easily compete with Alexander Wang, LNA, KAIN label, etc for the non-insane price of 20ish American dollars. Did you hear that?
Plus they’ve expanded their line a LOT and I might die without the sweatshirts. 

A well-timed email from the perfect slouchy tee heavens reminded me it’s time to replenish my supply of everlane. The quality and feel easily compete with Alexander Wang, LNA, KAIN label, etc for the non-insane price of 20ish American dollars. Did you hear that?

Plus they’ve expanded their line a LOT and I might die without the sweatshirts. 


Jul 30

Jul 29

Saw this yesterday, still laughing about it today.


Recipe ~ThOuGhTz~

I made these things last week:

Spicy chicken rigatoni - Honestly, this is nearly identical to the peasant pasta we eat constantly. I happened to have a jar of vodka sauce in the cupboard so I went with that instead of marinara and alfredo. 

Rainbow thai chicken salad - Fine. It is a bowl of crunchy vegetables coated in peanut butter dressing. It took a fair bit of water to loosen up the dressing, and the whole bowl tasted like peanut. 

Coming up: perfect fish tacos (we’ll see), one pot french onion pasta, & budget bytes’ stromboli.


Jul 27

Watching Louis CK on the HBO Comedy Half-Hour

  • Micah: What year was this?
  • Me: I don't know, not recent.
  • Micah: ....that font? Nineties.

Jul 26
Thoughts while watching GRAVITY

Thoughts while watching GRAVITY


No no. If you work in an environment with a dress code, adhere to it. I am in slug clothes nearly 100% of the time, but I still understand the importance of dressing appropriately and can put on a god damned ballgown when the situation calls for it. Pretty sure yoga pants with belt loops are fooling no one. You might be comfy but you’re also being judged by people who might matter. 

No no. If you work in an environment with a dress code, adhere to it. I am in slug clothes nearly 100% of the time, but I still understand the importance of dressing appropriately and can put on a god damned ballgown when the situation calls for it. Pretty sure yoga pants with belt loops are fooling no one. You might be comfy but you’re also being judged by people who might matter. 


Jul 25
Yes Friday yes #pllnotpictured

Yes Friday yes #pllnotpictured


Too early to start a countdown? TOO BAD T MINUS 74 DAYS. 

Too early to start a countdown? TOO BAD T MINUS 74 DAYS. 


sageoftenpaths:

B. Y. E

sageoftenpaths:

B. Y. E

(via retrotrash)


Jul 24
Calling it, y’all: essie’s Come Here! (with the exclamation point, yes. lame. moving on) is the color of the summer.
Is it pink? Is it red? Is it orange? Is it coral? Is it shmoral? IT’S ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING!

Calling it, y’all: essie’s Come Here! (with the exclamation point, yes. lame. moving on) is the color of the summer.

Is it pink? Is it red? Is it orange? Is it coral? Is it shmoral? IT’S ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING!