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Culinary Shit List
- Hungry Girl - just substitute literally every ingredient in this dish you know and love, and you’ll have a processed thing that tastes like plastic for only 12 calories!
- Sandra Lee - opening boxes of things and emptying them into a larger thing is not a skill and neither is crafting pitchers filled with vodka and sugar
- The Neelys - I don’t want to have to worry about whether you’ll mount one another while I learn how to make a proper potato salad
- Rocco DiSpirito - I liked you more when you were just that douche from The Restaurant…that’s saying something
- Paula and Bobbeh Deen - butter is wonderful and delicious, but after a certain point you’re just being gross, and subtracting one stick from the recipe doesn’t mean you can then be labeled a healthy chef
Food Follow Up: 5/06 Menu
Chicken taco bowls - Previously reviewed here, though now that I do have a slow cooker at my disposal it’s even easier. So amazing and simple, the fact that it’s crazy cheap to throw together is just icing.
Spring soba noodle salad - Not impressed. It wasn’t gross because none of the ingredients are gross, but it certainly didn’t taste like much. Moving on.
Cucumber & napa cabbage slaw - So bland one bite made the soba noodles taste like fireworks. I imagined refreshing with a ton of crunch and citrus, but it was just watery and disappointing.
Is there any nectar sweeter than fountain gingerale?
That’s a rhetorical question because no there fucking isn’t.
so yeah did you guys hear about the ceo of abercrombie and fitch who said that he doesn’t want ugly chicks wearing his clothing
like excuse you ceo of abercrombie and fitch
you look like gary busey went bobbing for apples in a tub of bees
you couldn’t wear your own clothing
That last bit x_____x
Working out in the early morning makes me feel like the most productive person alive…..
….except then I also feel I do not have to do anything for the rest of the day.