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Jul 31
#armsextended #georgemichael

#armsextended #georgemichael


A well-timed email from the perfect slouchy tee heavens reminded me it’s time to replenish my supply of everlane. The quality and feel easily compete with Alexander Wang, LNA, KAIN label, etc for the non-insane price of 20ish American dollars. Did you hear that?
Plus they’ve expanded their line a LOT and I might die without the sweatshirts. 

A well-timed email from the perfect slouchy tee heavens reminded me it’s time to replenish my supply of everlane. The quality and feel easily compete with Alexander Wang, LNA, KAIN label, etc for the non-insane price of 20ish American dollars. Did you hear that?

Plus they’ve expanded their line a LOT and I might die without the sweatshirts. 


Jul 30

Jul 29

Saw this yesterday, still laughing about it today.


Recipe ~ThOuGhTz~

I made these things last week:

Spicy chicken rigatoni - Honestly, this is nearly identical to the peasant pasta we eat constantly. I happened to have a jar of vodka sauce in the cupboard so I went with that instead of marinara and alfredo. 

Rainbow thai chicken salad - Fine. It is a bowl of crunchy vegetables coated in peanut butter dressing. It took a fair bit of water to loosen up the dressing, and the whole bowl tasted like peanut. 

Coming up: perfect fish tacos (we’ll see), one pot french onion pasta, & budget bytes’ stromboli.


Jul 27

Watching Louis CK on the HBO Comedy Half-Hour

  • Micah: What year was this?
  • Me: I don't know, not recent.
  • Micah: ....that font? Nineties.

Jul 26
Thoughts while watching GRAVITY

Thoughts while watching GRAVITY


No no. If you work in an environment with a dress code, adhere to it. I am in slug clothes nearly 100% of the time, but I still understand the importance of dressing appropriately and can put on a god damned ballgown when the situation calls for it. Pretty sure yoga pants with belt loops are fooling no one. You might be comfy but you’re also being judged by people who might matter. 

No no. If you work in an environment with a dress code, adhere to it. I am in slug clothes nearly 100% of the time, but I still understand the importance of dressing appropriately and can put on a god damned ballgown when the situation calls for it. Pretty sure yoga pants with belt loops are fooling no one. You might be comfy but you’re also being judged by people who might matter. 


Jul 25
Yes Friday yes #pllnotpictured

Yes Friday yes #pllnotpictured


Too early to start a countdown? TOO BAD T MINUS 74 DAYS. 

Too early to start a countdown? TOO BAD T MINUS 74 DAYS. 


sageoftenpaths:

B. Y. E

sageoftenpaths:

B. Y. E

(via retrotrash)


Jul 24
Calling it, y’all: essie’s Come Here! (with the exclamation point, yes. lame. moving on) is the color of the summer.
Is it pink? Is it red? Is it orange? Is it coral? Is it shmoral? IT’S ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING!

Calling it, y’all: essie’s Come Here! (with the exclamation point, yes. lame. moving on) is the color of the summer.

Is it pink? Is it red? Is it orange? Is it coral? Is it shmoral? IT’S ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING!


Jul 23
Has anyone tried this business? Good? Not?
I am exchanging some subpar-performing things at Sephora so obviously this fake unspent money is looking for a home…
(PS this is greasy and this is not dry shampoo not even a lil)

Has anyone tried this business? Good? Not?

I am exchanging some subpar-performing things at Sephora so obviously this fake unspent money is looking for a home…

(PS this is greasy and this is not dry shampoo not even a lil)


teresatothemax:

alcoholicgifts:

zebablah:

decimare:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

CHRIS STAHP. CHRIS PLS

what is going on

if he learned how to do a twist out I’d stan

I’m attracted to him suddenly.

(via gabydunn)


Jul 22
😍🍅 #wegrewthat #nofilter

😍🍅 #wegrewthat #nofilter