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Jul 27

Watching Louis CK on the HBO Comedy Half-Hour

  • Micah: What year was this?
  • Me: I don't know, not recent.
  • Micah: ....that font? Nineties.

Jul 26
Thoughts while watching GRAVITY

Thoughts while watching GRAVITY


No no. If you work in an environment with a dress code, adhere to it. I am in slug clothes nearly 100% of the time, but I still understand the importance of dressing appropriately and can put on a god damned ballgown when the situation calls for it. Pretty sure yoga pants with belt loops are fooling no one. You might be comfy but you’re also being judged by people who might matter. 

No no. If you work in an environment with a dress code, adhere to it. I am in slug clothes nearly 100% of the time, but I still understand the importance of dressing appropriately and can put on a god damned ballgown when the situation calls for it. Pretty sure yoga pants with belt loops are fooling no one. You might be comfy but you’re also being judged by people who might matter. 


Jul 25
Yes Friday yes #pllnotpictured

Yes Friday yes #pllnotpictured


Too early to start a countdown? TOO BAD T MINUS 74 DAYS. 

Too early to start a countdown? TOO BAD T MINUS 74 DAYS. 


sageoftenpaths:

B. Y. E

sageoftenpaths:

B. Y. E

(via retrotrash)


Jul 24
Calling it, y’all: essie’s Come Here! (with the exclamation point, yes. lame. moving on) is the color of the summer.
Is it pink? Is it red? Is it orange? Is it coral? Is it shmoral? IT’S ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING!

Calling it, y’all: essie’s Come Here! (with the exclamation point, yes. lame. moving on) is the color of the summer.

Is it pink? Is it red? Is it orange? Is it coral? Is it shmoral? IT’S ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING!


Jul 23
Has anyone tried this business? Good? Not?
I am exchanging some subpar-performing things at Sephora so obviously this fake unspent money is looking for a home…
(PS this is greasy and this is not dry shampoo not even a lil)

Has anyone tried this business? Good? Not?

I am exchanging some subpar-performing things at Sephora so obviously this fake unspent money is looking for a home…

(PS this is greasy and this is not dry shampoo not even a lil)


teresatothemax:

alcoholicgifts:

zebablah:

decimare:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

CHRIS STAHP. CHRIS PLS

what is going on

if he learned how to do a twist out I’d stan

I’m attracted to him suddenly.

(via gabydunn)


Jul 22
😍🍅 #wegrewthat #nofilter

😍🍅 #wegrewthat #nofilter


Jul 20
I cooked exactly one dinner this past week, but I made it count. 
Run, don’t walk, to make/devour these bbq chicken burgers. They took basically no time to make and were exactly what you hope a burger will be. 
Is there a name for that gesture where you kiss your fingertips? That happened a lot while eating these. 
Recommended: grinding your own meat (not as gross/involved as you think! promise!), tucking the onions beneath smoked gouda then melting for neatness, and TJ’s Carolina Gold BBQ sauce. 

I cooked exactly one dinner this past week, but I made it count. 

Run, don’t walk, to make/devour these bbq chicken burgers. They took basically no time to make and were exactly what you hope a burger will be. 

Is there a name for that gesture where you kiss your fingertips? That happened a lot while eating these. 

Recommended: grinding your own meat (not as gross/involved as you think! promise!), tucking the onions beneath smoked gouda then melting for neatness, and TJ’s Carolina Gold BBQ sauce. 


Did we just become best friends?

Did we just become best friends?


Jul 18

Did you start your day with this song? No? I’m sorry.


Jul 17
new mantra

new mantra


Jul 16
Having a really 2004 evening of burning (very different) CDs 🆒

Having a really 2004 evening of burning (very different) CDs 🆒