I need an adult!

temporalwalker:

sapphirebones:

jaacknasty:

Probably the best 6 seconds ever. 

i fucking lost it

I will never not reblog this

(via valerina)

Ten years is a long time to not kill a person. 

Love you, Micah. 

More Things I Bought & Loved

1. Yes to Blueberries Facial Towelettes: I bow down to whomever it was that first recommended these, but jeahjeahjeah they’re fabulous. Not worth a damn removing my mascara, but leave the rest of my face feeling super clean and bright, which has NOT been my experience with other wipes (why do they all deposit a film? ew.). A savior on nights I’m so tired I can’t even flail water onto my face. 
2. Primrose oil supplements: I think I originally saw it on pinterest, but I was sucked right on in by claims of these things regulating hormonal acne. If you’re me and your entire jawline is a warzone on a monthly basis, you would bathe in cat piss if someone promised it would help. Anything to make it go away. I didn’t expect miracles but I have to say, I’ve taken one pill each morning since February and have gotten ZERO HURTIE PIMPLES since mid-March. The medication my dermatologist prescribed to do that exact thing couldn’t, so bye. Holistic solutions 4lyfe. 
3. Dial Coconut Water Bar Soap: I prefer bar soap to cut down on plastic/garbage but beyond that have never been picky about body washing things. The combo of coconuts and this being super cheap at the store (way less than schiesty amazon…) meant into the cart it went. I love it! Smells amazing, lasts a long time, and rinses completely clean. 
4. Trader Joe’s coffee: There are a bunch of varieties, so different strokes for different folks and whatnot, but I just need y’all to know it’s high quality and a crazy value. I think a canister cost me like $7 and it kicks Starbucks and Caribou square in the crotchal region.