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Mar 14
After a month of ignoring it they finally love their fleece donut bed #alwaystouching

After a month of ignoring it they finally love their fleece donut bed #alwaystouching


Mar 12

When people don’t realize it’s THEIR phone that’s ringing super loudly.

You don’t recognize what your ringtone is? Is that what we’re going with? I don’t understand you.


Mar 9

Food Follow Up: 3/3 Menu

Fancy mac - Forever and ever amen.

Chicago deep dish pizza - Previously reviewed here. Still great, have not deviated from the prescribed toppings (yet). 

Spicy stewed beef with creamy cheddar grits - So it took me a while to come to a conclusion, but after some thought and some tweaks, I would recommend this dish. One, it makes A LOTTA FOOD. She warned me, I semi-listened, but shit guys. 4 cups of grits? Dry? Yeah, go ahead and halve that even if you do the full batch of meat. Bone to pick two, the liquid amount is not real life. That much stock will not miraculously cook down in three hours with a lid….I ended up taking the lid off for the last 30 minutes and cooking it until it was the desired thickness. Three, she’s not fucking around in the title. It is SPICY. I like spicy, just know that this is exactly that. The creamy grits do a great job tempering the heat. All of that said, this reheats like a god damned dream and I would make it again, just less of it. 


Mar 8
“*Gasp* Monster’s University?! Let’s watch that!” Wild Saturday night over here

Mar 7

A cat that plays fetch oh okay #georgemichael


Uh, guys?

Why in the HELL is the new Kitchen Nightmares not on Hulu/On Demand????? It aired a week ago. 

Please tell me where it’s hiding I must see the fuckery of Amy’s Baking Company Part 2 unfold and it’s butting up against my hatred of watching shows/movies on a not-tv-sized screen. 


Mar 6
  • (watching the 2nd Beck performance on SNL)
  • Me: This is freaking me out. It's like the soundtrack to a movie where the person's dead and looking down on their loved ones but can't communicate with them.
  • Micah: ........that's very specific.

This sums up everything you need to know about their personalities. #georgemichael #maeby #cornishrexnation

This sums up everything you need to know about their personalities. #georgemichael #maeby #cornishrexnation


Look, I’m glad ‘12 Years [A Slave]’ got made and it’s wonderful that people are seeing it and there is another view of what happened in America. But I’m not real sure why Steve McQueen wanted to tackle that particular sort of thing.

[‘Fruitvale Station’] explains things like the shooting of Trayvon Martin, the problems with stop and search, and is just more poignant. America is much more willing to acknowledge what happened in the past: ‘We freed the slaves! It’s all good!’ But to say: ‘We are still unnecessarily killing black men’ – let’s have a conversation about that.

Samuel L. Jackson (via artyartyhadaparty)

I think in light of 12 Years a Slave winning the Oscar for Best Picture, this needs to be remembered. Because it is a very important point in terms of the palatability of 12 Years a Slave and why Fruitvale Station didn’t even get nominated when it has such acclaim outside of the Oscar world.

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Mar 5

When I try to be normal at a work event

whatshouldwecallme:

Do the kids still say gpoy because……..


Mar 3

Week in Food: 3/3 Menu

Monday: fancy mac for a couple of snow slugs

Tuesday: home late

Wednesday: chicago deep dish pizza fan club

Thursday: spicy stewed beef with creamy cheddar grits

Friday: something made by someone else


Food Follow Up: 2/24 Menu

Posole lasagna - Go make this. It’s a pain in the ass, but it’s enormous and worth it. Also time to plug grinding your own meat because it makes everything leaps and bounds better. 

Jalapeno popper dip - Uh, delicious. I chopped up a couple of fresh jalapenos since I don’t know what they meant by “canned” ones…maybe pickled? Try not to think about the fact that it’s a pound of cream cheese and a pound of mayo. 

Smitten kitchen party bread - Party bread is in the house tonighhhhhhht. There is no way to go wrong with scored bread doused in butter and stuffed with cheese. Michelle’s was phenomenal at book club, I made a kitchen sink version with horseradish cheddar and red pepper flakes as dinner last night. 


My Husband the Accidental Comedian

(after shoveling the basement steps and limping inside)

Me: Are you okay?

Micah: Nope just reenacted Home Alone. 


Mar 2
meredithbklyn:

unicornfandancing:

nerdshares:

Dying.

This is like right below the gif from gta of the guy driving a white baby grand as the internets’ funniest things

Good job Internet.

meredithbklyn:

unicornfandancing:

nerdshares:

Dying.

This is like right below the gif from gta of the guy driving a white baby grand as the internets’ funniest things

Good job Internet.

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