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Jan 30

reallykatie:

joaniepepperoni:

If I go to class after the gym tomorrow do you think people will think “oh, what a cool girl who just exercised and is sexy” or “why does that girl look like she just gave birth?” ?

that is a frighteningly accurate description of what i look like post-workout. i don’t know how i never realized it til now.

Laughing so I don’t cry. I’m incapable of not looking like a sweaty warthog during/after exercise.
Those women who work out, dab their brow lightly, shake their hair out, then change into business caj and go back to the office can eat shit and die.


  1. hindenberry reblogged this from joaniepepperoni
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    like… Only issue I have is smelling...an NFL locker room after I workout