I need an adult!

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Jan 31

  1. Notice gut overhang
  2. God, self. Get it together.
  3. Eat mindfully, exercise, feel accomplished
  4. Clothes feel a little loose
  5. Huzzah! I deserve a treat!
  6. A treat = enough food to fill a flatbed, usually consumed over a weekend
  7. Repeat steps 1-7 until my last breath


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  4. breadandbutternyc said: this is my life.
  5. everydayk replied:
  6. cadyheron said: omg this is TOTALLY ME. except every weekend when i think it’s just a free-for-all eating bonanza and all my hard work from the week goes out the window
  7. staygoldenkeeks said: There are some days when your truth is better than ALL other truths. Today is one of your finest days. *insert clapping praise gif here*