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Jan 31

Please make no mention ever of dollar amounts on facebook ever. Did I say ever?

“I can’t believe the cat’s highlights cost $toomuch!” = Humblebragging.

“Check out my new stupid whatever!” = Blatant bragging.

Or, for the visual learners out there:

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No one needs to know, wants to know, or has a spare shit to give about how much you spent on anything. It’s just more judgement fodder so stop. 


  1. cadyheron replied:
  2. loveliesteyes reblogged this from haygirlhay and added:
    THANK YOU. The other day...of my Facebook friends wrote in her status
  3. joannafreed said: I CANNOT BREATHE AT THE HARRISON FORD GIF OMG OMG OMG
  4. reallykatie said: yup yup yup yup yup yup yup yup
  5. everydayk said: LOLCatHighlights
  6. elledeau said: I used to always want to comment “I’m sorry you’re 27 years old and still so damn insecure” or more to the point “I’m sorry your penis is small.”
  7. kbjb said: i must know the context of harrison ford’s outburst. so that i can love him even more.
  8. phillyfilly said: real status i can’t post bc i think she reads it: “friday: black tie. saturday: white tie. sunday: black tie in palm beach. what is my life?!” ..to which i’d like to answer “one of a gold-digging airhead wannabe.” but i think it would be poor form?
  9. liligolightly said: Actual status yesterday: “Just got a $10k referral bonus for bringing my friend to my firm?! Adulthood is awesome!” OH GEE THANKS YOU ASSHOLE for reminding me I make peanuts.
  10. cleverlikewhoa replied:
  11. neffsays said: Brb…editing my post about my $70 haircut because I’m a bragasaurus.