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Feb 1

valerina asked: Does Micah read your blog?

This will sound ruder than I mean it to, but Micah…does not read much. Of anything.

He’s aware of ye old blogge, and I even caught him with the tumblr app on his phone (!!!!!!), but I think he checks it once every lunar cycle. It’s not like he even has to, I shove the important internet happenings in his face every day after work. 

“OMG WATCH THIS VIDEO I NEARLY DROWNED IN TEARS.”

“….that was funny.” *ambivalent face*


  1. still-water said: Fyi, we may be married to the same man…..too funny
  2. wtfcupcakes said: boyfriend has a tumblr, he “used it” twice and like you, i keep him up to date on the important stuff but he’s not into reading.
  3. shanamaideleh said: Adam has the tumblr app, too, on his phone. I blocked his ass.
  4. cadyheron said: my bf doesn’t read mine, he thinks i’m interacting with catfish people everyday (the movie, not the actual fish) I told him about the meet-up i’m going to tonight and all he said was “how do you know they are really girls?” #facepalm
  5. overflowing said: Josh is the exact same way!
  6. shaba said: Zach doesn’t read it, as far as I know. But both my parents do, and sometimes they RELAY THINGS BACK TO HIM. Hence, I don’t get to bitch about him as much. Le sigh.
  7. liligolightly said: I’m jealous of this, because Andrew checks mine frequently, and often in front of me, which makes me feel awkward like I just wrote him a birthday card and he’s reading it while I watch.