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Feb 1
“Oh my god I know, he looks like he owns a deli.” I’m really glad my boss agrees that her 3 month old son looks like a 90 yr old Jewish man

  1. thebluehour said: My friend just named her twin sons Eugene and Nicholas. They call them Geno and Nick. I asked her why her only career aspirations for them was to own a pizzeria.
  2. shanamaideleh said: laughing out loud. at my desk. literally.