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Feb 3

Mission Skin Rehab: Ghost Protocol

After the abominable Clinique scrub ruined (ROO-EENED) my face, I promptly returned it from whence it came and hauled myself over to Lush. You know it’s an emergency situation if I’m willing to go to Georgetown. That place and the people in it are The Worst^TM.

I walked in screaming Kenan FIX ITs at the salesperson, and left with the following:

Favorite scrub from which I will never stray again. Warning: very abrasive, not for sensitive skin, perfect for faces with pores the size of dinner plates (me). Smells like margarita.

Hippie version of the legendary Queen Helene mint mask, but with scrubby bits in it.

Light lotion to combat the healing breakout flakes.

I tried the mask and moisturizer last night, and I have to say my face looks considerably less angry already. Product loyalty in the making.

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takeoliveme said: I use these exact products for my oily, breakout prone face. I use Coalface to wash my makeup off, and it is AMAZING. It smells like, well, coal, and it foams black but it works wonders and I will never stray from it.
cynicismandspunk said: I’ll have to try the ocean salt. I have enormous pores that basically leak oil. I know it means less wrinkles later, but now I spend a lot of time(/money…okay mostly money) on de-greasing and pore-hiding.
megburns said: ocean salt is the jam. I can always smell Chris using it, too. he prob thinks I don’t know.
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whiskeybentandhellbound said: ROO-EENED. I die.
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joannafreed said: can i just comment HAHA times infinity at every line of all your posts?
ribbonatatime said: hmmm have never tried lush. i might have to now.
littlelaur said: “The WorstTM” hahah you are amazing. & also lush is a lifesaver, thanks for reminding me i need to go this weekend. i really want to try ocean salt…
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brklyn said: dying.
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