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Mar 1

Fashion Opinions from Someone Who Mostly Wears Stretch Pants

No snake print ever.

I don’t care if it’s real snake skin, if it’s embossed leather, if you call it python, if it costs thousands of dollars…it will look forever cheap and I hate it. 


  1. liligolightly said: UNLESS you want to immediately make yourself look like a barfly from the 80s that has aged but not gained weight and continued to dye your hair blonde within an inch of your life. And blue eyeshadow.
  2. em-brenn said: Gap has snake print jeggings. They make me sad for existing.
  3. baileyeverywhere said: So, this. Especially this when it is a pattern printed on cloth (I’m looking at you, Ann Taylor and LOFT).
  4. cynicismandspunk said: amen.
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