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May 23
Listen, if you wear Uggs, that’s fine. I still wear them. 
However, if you wear Uggs under the impression that you are any kind of fashionable….sort your life out. They are public slippers. You need to accept that you are a lazy hobo for putting them on your feet. No amount of embellishment makes them “fancy” and you are never to wear them to a respectable event. 
So…the wedding collection confuses and frightens me.
There is no excuse for a bride in Uggs. Not a one. 

Listen, if you wear Uggs, that’s fine. I still wear them. 

However, if you wear Uggs under the impression that you are any kind of fashionable….sort your life out. They are public slippers. You need to accept that you are a lazy hobo for putting them on your feet. No amount of embellishment makes them “fancy” and you are never to wear them to a respectable event. 

So…the wedding collection confuses and frightens me.

There is no excuse for a bride in Uggs. Not a one. 


  1. ajuneofrubies reblogged this from haygirlhay
  2. fruitsnutsflakes said: Ewwwwwwww.
  3. dorothypzbornak said: I bought those for my wedding!!!
  4. sheasylvia said: "Public slippers" - amazing.
  5. the-enc-diaries said: the only thing sadder than the fact that these actually exist is the fact that there will be people out there who BUY them. tears of sadness for humanity.
  6. thepreppyhippielife said: Laugh out loud funny. Agreed.
  7. profashional said: even if for some random reason you want to wear uggs on your wedding day why would you spend money on uggs that can never ever be worn again? this is like uggs: the my little pony collection.
  8. maryfreakingsunshine said: Uggs are good for rainy days to the grocery store. Wedding days are reserved for Louboutins. Get it right people.