Ultimate Survey (377 questions long)
time started: 5:07 PM 
full name: Stephanie 
nickname(s): Steph, Stank, Stank Nasty, Stefnay, Painis, Rocket…it doesn’t have to make sense 
birthday: 9.27.86 
where were you born: Columbia, MD
zodiac sign: Libra
height: 5’4’’
weight: 143 
hair color: Faded brown dye colored 
eye color: Hazel
shoe size: 7
ring size: I think like 7
skin type (freckles, tan, albino, etc.): Fair but tans easily
blood type: I should probably know that
grade: College sophomore
GPA: 3.6
siblings: 1
tattoos: 1 
piercings: 2 
hobbies: Drawing, painting, dancing, singing, lacrosse, the gym, slip n’ sliding, your mom…
favorite
color: Coral or jade
food: …PIE
candy: Random gummy objects like at Sweet Factory 
type of cheese: Oh Monica, word up to Jarlsberg
pizza topping: White or margherita pizza
salad dressing: Ranch 
sandwich: The tuscan chicken sandwich at Panera 
cereal: Special K Vanilla Almond, Wheat Chex, other old people cereals…
fruit: Nectarine
vegetable: Broccoli or peas
berry: Blackberry
cake: Carrot cake or cheesecake 
book: The Great Gatsby
movie: Probably like Anchorman or Billy Madison… 
magazine: Glamour
newspaper: New York Times- it’s a classic 
tv show: Family Guy
website: I stalk other people’s livejournals
radio station: I guess 99.5, minus the crappy hip-pop…but HFS used to be beast
font: Something ornate, gothic, and illegible
cartoon character: I LOVED Donald Duck and his crazy shenanigans with his nephews
artist (painter): Salvador Dali
actor: Jake Gyllenhaal 
actress: Uma Thurman is a badass
cd: I like mixes 
song: To Forgive—Samshing Pumpkins
music group: Coldplay, The Cure, Smashing Pumpkins, list goes on… 
music type: Insightful rock/mindless pop
day of the week: Saturday
month: November
season: Autumn
holiday: Thanksgiving
shampoo: Rusk Pure or Brilliant Brunette 
conditioner: Same as above 
number: 19
phrase: WANK 
store: Bloomingdale’s, J. Crew 
weather: Cool, crisp, with a little wind 
restaurant: Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse 
channel: VH1 
teacher: Persis
weekend activity: Sleeping/video games/beer
hangout: Dorm I guess
house color: Stone 
sport to watch: NCAA Basketball 
sport to play: Lacrosse
animal: Ostrich, cool breeds of dogs and cats 
flower: Pink or white tulip 
guy’s name: Jack, Bret, Ryan 
girl’s name: Charlotte, Stella, Ashley 
board game: Clue is DA BOMB
party game: I like the classic pong 
story from childhood: I got a splinter like every 4 days 
body part: Teeth, skin 
have you ever
been on a train: Yeah 
been on a plane: Yeah 
been in a car accident: Amazingly, only when I’m at a dead stop 
caused a car accident: No 
run into a wall: Probably 
burned a potato chip: Huh?
almost burned the house down: No 
smoked: Not for like a year 
been drunk: Drunk drunk? Not in a while. 
been high: Never 
broken the law: I’m sure 
burned a cd (if yes, the one above is yes): I only burn CDs
kissed someone of the opposite sex: No 
kissed someone of the same sex: Yeah 
frenched an animal: Not knowingly 
made out: Yeah 
had cyber sex: Typing is in no way sexy 
gotten engaged: No
had an online relationship: No 
been rejected by a crush: Story of my life until age 16 
loved: Yeah 
made yourself cry to get out of trouble: Not since I was like 8 
cried in public: Yeah and I hate myself for it
cried over a movie: Yeah, I even cried for the South Park where Kenny like died for real. 
fallen asleep in a movie theater: Man in the Iron Mask knocked me out 
given someone a bath: Only my cat
been to a boarding school: No
been home-schooled: No
lost a valuable item: I’m sure
bungee jumped: No, and I have no desire 
skied: No
met the president: No, but that would be the death of me because I’d spit on him and be gunned down
met a celebrity: Cal Ripken when I was like 7
gotten a cavity: Never (knock on wood)
shopped at abercrombie & fitch: Yes, and there is some shame in that
made a prank call: I haven’t
skipped school: In 11th grade, my school day ran from 8:00-1:30 
faked sick to get out of school: Of course
purchased something that you knew didn’t fit: Yeah 
climbed a tree: Not really 
fallen from a tree: This is why I don’t climb trees, stupid 
broken a bone: Never
sprained anything: Both wrists at the same time 
passed out: No 
made yourself pass out: No
been to disney world: Not since Animal Kingdom opened 
been to a theme park (not disney): Like a year ago
said i love you and meant it (not to a relative): Frequently
made a model volcano (working model): I should make one now just to have the experience 
made a clover leaf with your tounge: I can NOT do it
past
what did you do yesterday: Class and homework
memory you miss the most: Staying at random friends’ houses for days at a time 
memory you want to forget: Last year’s ResLife ordeal 
something you regretted after it was done: I always say exactly what I feel, then realize people don’t like it 
the last
song you heard: Kelly Clarkson on the radio at work 
cd you bought: I think I was a Britney Spears CD like 3 years ago
thing you said: I’m not hungry
time you cried: Yesterday
movie seen in a theater: I think it was the fucking Exorcism of Emily Rose, which I was tricked into seeing… 
thing you ate: Liora’s reject starbursts
person who called: Micah
nail polish shade worn: I don’t wear nailpolish on my fingers anymore
time you showered: 7 this morning 
person who complimented you: I don’t get compliments
at this moment
what are you listening to: Ashlee Simpson. I should be embarrassed, but I’m just kind of not. 
what are you wearing: Wet jeans and a sweatshirt because it’s foul outside 
what are you thinking: I wish I could write a beast song 
what are you scared of most: Failure, discovering I can’t be anything I want
how many people are on your buddy list: 146, but I talk to like 6
future
occupation: Advertising executive 
marriage site: Some shi-shi hotel probably
honeymoon: Fiji or some other sick gorgeous resort 
place to live: NYC, maybe Boston, definitely big ass city
kids: I inherited Marissa’s ‘I want a baby NOW’ syndrome
car: BMW 5-series, Mercedes SL500 
what are you doing tomorrow: Class, work, review session, studying for an exam 
do you think george bush will be reelected: I am still of the mind that the blue states should saw themselves off from the mainland and start a new republic 
will there be a wwIII: No. Fights from now on are entitled USA v. THE WORLD 
will politics ever be truthful: No. People don’t like honesty.
will humanity snuff itself out: We will be going the way of the dinosaurs 
can the gov. be changed: No, it’s a perpetual series of liberal and conservative backlashes
Friends
best friend: Micah
funniest: Rennie
silliest: Monica 
loudest: Monica
quietest: Mason
craziest: Kusha
calmest: Carrie
skinniest: Scott 
best secret keeper: Monica 
worst secret keeper: Emily
the one you have but don’t want: Aren’t we talking about friends?
smartest: Rennie
preppiest: Mason
peppiest: Matt 
most hyper: Matt 
hottest: Ariel
weirdest: Monica 
biggest pervert: MONICA
most annyoing: Matt
shyest: Lauren 
most religious: Mason 
do you believe in
heaven: I guess I believe in the IDEAS of all these things, but not any one religion
hell: ^
angels: ^
devil: ^
god: ^
buddha: ^
aliens: Just illegal ones 
ghosts: Not really
spirit (soul): Maybe
soulmates: Yes
reincarnation: Maybe
love at first sight: No
karma: Some never fucking get what’s coming
love in general: Yes
luck: Yes
yourself: I have to because no one else will
crush
who and when was your first crush: Josh Weiderman, preschool 
any now: No
a celebrity crush: Jake Gyllenhaal 
who do you want to be with right now: I am
whos number do you want: Ew. 
who do you want to kiss: What a middle school question 
what is something you dont understand about the opposite sex: Why they just CANNOT articulate….ANYTHING 
if you could go on a date with anybody, who would it be: TAD HAMILTON…no, stupid, shut the fuck up.
on scale of one to ten, how romantic are you: 7
first thing noticed about the opposite sex: Sense of humor
what do you look for personality-wise: Hilarious, brilliant, and direct
biggest turn on: Being so funny I pee my pants 
biggest turn off: Grumpy/angry at the world 
something thay weat that turns you on: I apologize or enjoying the incredibly messy FAUX-hawk/I slept on my hair while it dried look 
something they wear that turns you off: Dirty/wrinkled clothes 
the most romantic thing you want to happen to you: Make a big scene, throw rose petals on the bed, SOMETHING…god forbid. 
the most romantic thing that has happened to you: I guess Micah not letting me choke on my own puke and die during the August Massacre 
what do you wear on a coffee date: Coffee date!?!? Are you JOKING? 
is it right to flirt if you’re taken: No
is cyber cheating: Yes
are eyes the passegeway to the soul: They reveal if you’re lying 
who would you like to take to the prom: Prom is for BABIES 
do you want to hug somebody right now: Not really
do you know what an aphrodisiac is: Yeah
describe
mellow: Somehow unclenching my butt cheeks and not getting stressed over tiny things 
melancholy: Being so close to someone yet feeling so distant 
the perfect date: Delicious fatty food, video games, a movie
the perfect mate: Somebody selfless enough to tolerate how selfish I am
how m&m’s are made: AROUND THE CORNER FUDGE IS MADE 
why manhole covers are round: Because fat people are round
one or the other
coke/pepsi: Pepsi
sprite/7-up: 7-Up 
boxers/briefs: Boxer briefs 
gold/silver: Silver
vanilla/chocolate: Vanilla 
flowers/candy: Flowers I guess 
book/magazine: Book
tv/radio: TV
glass half empty/half full: Inevitably empty
democrat/republican: Democrat 
colored pencils/markers: Markers 
coffee/tea: Tea 
sun/moon: Sun…fuck you melanoma 
day/night: Day
hot/cold: Cold 
dog/cat: Spike
button/zipper: Buttons look better 
cotton/feather pillow: Feather
blue/purple: Blue
plumber/trashman: Trashman 
jeans/shorts: Jeans 
long distance relationship/none: Long distance fo sho
mechanical/regular pencil: Mechanical for writing, regular for drawing
matt/ben: Matt
that 70’s show/simpsons: Simpsons 
kelso/eric: Eric
donna/jackie: Jackie…I like her because she’s a Uki 
bart/lisa: Bart
romeo/juliet: Mercutio
romantic comedy/thriller: Thriller 
nsync/bsb: I also am going to say 2GETHER 
peanut butter/jelly: Peanut butter
waffles/pancakes: Waffles
letter/email: Letter
florida/california: California…California…here we COOOOOOMMEE
pizza/burgers: Burgers
hat/visor: I look shitty in both
football/rugby: I wish rugby was big here
iceskating/blading: Ice skating
movie at home/in theater: I hate going to the theater but I’m too impatient for it to come out on DVD
first thing you think of when you hear
yellow: Satan’s seed
red lipstick: Too obvious
socks: Soft feet
cowtipping: Is mean
moulin rouge: Overrated
greenland: Land of hearty Vikings 
iceland: Sexually liberal
harry potter: Is a monster of a man
red: Bright
blackberry: A device I want but know I wouldn’t use
rose: Old lady’s name/flower I dislike
rooster: Too fucking early
taxes: Intimidating
bill clinton: I miss him
whipped cream: Gross
george w. bush: Should have been aborted 
lollipops: Stained mouth
dreams: Scary
love: Sacrifice 
guys: Simple
south park: CASA BONITA! 
boy bands: Are an embarrassing part of my past
pengiuns: Oily
girls: Catty 
thong: Comfortable
death: Unfair
spoons: Genius 
junk mail: All I ever get 
dairy: No cackis
panties: It’s UNDERWEAR
your father: Means well
pizza: Pappy John’s 
britney spears: Let herself go
vitamin: False security
are you
happy: Someday
sad: Deeply
religious: No
bitchy: Incredibly 
crazy: Yes
messy: No
mad: Probably 
slacker: No 
nerd: Absolutely 
bookworm: Yes
jock: No
preppy: Semi
selfish: Yes
giving: Yes
obsessive: Yes
violent: No 
calm: No
peaceful: No
mellow: No
eccentric: Yes 
caring: Yes
untrustworthy: No
loyal: Yes 
patriotic: No
perverted: Yes 
colorful: Yes
artistic: Yes
miscellanoues
what color is your jacket: Black
do you shave: I don’t like yetis
where: Where hair is unattractive
what color is your razor: Pink
what size is your bed: Twin
what color crayon would you be: Purple mountain majesty 
what are the last four digits of you phone number: 7536
feelings on abortion: Aborted cells are better than unwanted born children 
how lond does it take you to shower: 15-20 minutes
what does your screenname mean: Southern penis 
thoughts on blonde pop stars in general: Why does everybody end up blonde!?! 
who so you trust the most: Monica and Micah, probably 
is cussing a necessity in life: In mine it is
how about coffee: Only dressed up with sugar, etc.
is the world screwed: Pretty much
what something you cant live without: A companion
what time did you fall asleep: Like 12:30…but as soon as I fell asleep THEY came in and made a raucous 
know what 69 means: Yeah 
how about 143: I don’t want to know
can you live without a microwave: Yeah
what do think about death: Suffering is ungodly
where and when do you want to be married: Before I’m 30…somewhere ritzy
do you want to drop out of school: No
why is the sky blue: Because it reflects off of the ocean…no wait that’s the reason the ocean is blue…fuck 
what is a good trait about yourself: I’m organized and motivated 
what do you always think about: My future
what is wrong with your school: It’s solely a money making institution, therefore they don’t care about you or your problems once they’ve got your tuition
what is right with your school: People are proud to go here 
how do you react to change: Well
do you talk to yourself: Constantly
what is your opinion on love: I don’t know it when I see it
can you afford to lose weight: Yeah
what color would you dye your hair: Chocolate brown 
best thing anyones told you: I wish I could be more like you 
what is your reaction to someone telling you you’re hot: Doesn’t happen often
does being psycho appeal to you: No 
if you wrote a book, what would it be about: How I’m sick of everyone on the fucking planet writing their own book 
what would you change your name to: Stella
longest crush lasted how long: I liked one kid from 1st -5th grade
time finished: 8:27 PM