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Apr 27

I have a disorder that causes me to compulsively go over online menus before I arrive at the restaurant so I’m not overwhelmed.

((and then peruse the menu anyway once I’m there so people don’t know what I psycho I am))

Already looking at the brunch menu for Mother’s Day.

Just plotting out some scenarios.

I’m not weird, you’re weird. 


  1. sweatpantsandsprinkles reblogged this from haygirlhay
  2. theycallmesammyvi reblogged this from gyoon and added:
    went to Maggiano’s yesterday.. I WAS PREPARED
  3. gyoon reblogged this from haygirlhay
  4. lookatholly reblogged this from whiskeybentandhellbound and added:
    THIS IS SOOOO ME!!!
  5. lacey said: stop being me!
  6. happyhumanramblings reblogged this from haygirlhay and added:
    Every. Single. Time. What?...like to be prepared.
  7. toodoxiesandtwomanyshoes reblogged this from whiskeybentandhellbound and added:
    I’ve used my gluten-intolerance to justify this compulsion.
  8. theodorable reblogged this from eminnyc and added:
    See, I DON’T, because I hate being antsy while everyone else is perusing the menu and I’m just pretending to look.
  9. eminnyc reblogged this from randalifesabeach and added:
    JUST did this! Literally 2 seconds ago....going to The Green Table for dinner (in Chelsea...
  10. randalifesabeach reblogged this from oldhouseyounghome and added:
    Wow…a lot of us do this as I do as well! I’m a menu stalker!
  11. jodilyn said: I do the same thing. Totes normal.
  12. dailybaxter said: ALWAYS!
  13. oldhouseyounghome reblogged this from whiskeybentandhellbound
  14. sprink-smidge reblogged this from nevertakeitseriously and added:
    My mother does this, it drives me insane