I need an adult!

MTV needs to bring back Diary. I was all over that show.

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 22:04:00 -0500

YOU THINK YOU KNOW BUT YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

The HARDEST I have laughed in a long time. Like face soaked with tears, can't speak hard.

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 21:48:04 -0500

The HARDEST I have laughed in a long time. Like face soaked with tears, can't speak hard.:

haygirlhay:

My MOH bought me the book for Christmas, and now I see there’s an entire blog filled with magic. The book contains a chapter focusing solely on cakes with frosting that looks suspiciously like diarrhea. She knows my taste level (which is none, clearly).

Stephanie darling, we must get you out more. How in the world are you just now discovering Cakewrecks.com!?

I guess I was busy living my nonline life.

Sufficiently shamed, Alishan. I’m going to go watch Lazy Sunday and download some music from Napster now.

suicideblonde: Homer: Mmmm. Sixty-four slices of American...

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 20:52:28 -0500

suicideblonde:

Homer: Mmmm. Sixty-four slices of American Cheese…sixty-four… sixty-three…
[morning, Homer is still eating]
Homer: Two… one…
Marge: Have you been up all night eating cheese?
Homer: I think I’m blind.

The Simpsons 5x04

Me right now, if you sub in ice cream with microwaveable fudge. I’m not proud.

fullcredit: A onesie for sale, for adult women, at JCrew, which...

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 19:43:00 -0500

fullcredit:

A onesie for sale, for adult women, at JCrew, which is a store that apparently doesn’t wants you getting laid.

Yo as the proud owner of a onesie I defend it to the end.

Exhibit B This is a wedding cake. From a bakery. For real. The...

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 19:41:45 -0500

Exhibit B

This is a wedding cake. From a bakery. For real.

The couple requested a tartan theme. Here is what was presented. Speechless. I just can’t.

Exhibit A. Caption: This is allegedly a pumpkin…and NOT a...

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 19:28:00 -0500

Exhibit A.

Caption: This is allegedly a pumpkin…and NOT a turd exploding on the sun.

The HARDEST I have laughed in a long time. Like face soaked with tears, can't speak hard.

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 19:25:14 -0500

The HARDEST I have laughed in a long time. Like face soaked with tears, can't speak hard.:

My MOH bought me the book for Christmas, and now I see there’s an entire blog filled with magic. The book contains a chapter focusing solely on cakes with frosting that looks suspiciously like diarrhea. She knows my taste level (which is none, clearly).

"p.s. Marion Barry: RETIRE ALREADY. MY GOD. ENOUGH."

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 19:12:25 -0500

“p.s. Marion Barry: RETIRE ALREADY. MY GOD. ENOUGH.”

- A friend re: the passing of the DC gay marriage bill

nosauce: Dear Lover, Today it seems that a lot of people are...

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 18:35:24 -0500

nosauce:

Dear Lover,

Today it seems that a lot of people are saying hurtful things. I can tell it is effecting you by the way you are lonely and cowering in the corner. Don’t you worry, they can say whatever they want - it doesn’t matter. You, and your friend Tonic, with your fling on the side Cucumbers, will always be “the one” to me in any city, any time of day, always. I will always pick you.

I will always love you Gin

Love,

NoSauce

I am an old-man-spirit loyalist. Hugs, gin. Big hugs.

tresladies: 20% off your entire Paige Premium Denim with code...

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 18:23:49 -0500

tresladies:

20% off your entire Paige Premium Denim with code MERRYPAIGE

The Laurel Canyons are a good old standby pair (had them for years), the Dusk Glam Rock legging also looks awesome (must have them, soon). The Contrast Jegging also look like they should go on my list right now.

Paige jeans > all other jeans

"Websites with music playing. Unless your shit is w-w-w-dot-pandora-dot-com I want no part of that."

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 15:59:31 -0500

“Websites with music playing. Unless your shit is w-w-w-dot-pandora-dot-com I want no part of that.”

- Happiness.: Another list of things I hate: (via carolynsfebruary)

TRUTH

Amen. It’d be nice if it didn’t sound like I was visiting a XXX site every time I went to make dinner reservations.

(via allthingsalishan)

Notes on Fuddruckers

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 15:13:25 -0500

I ate an ostrich burger - this country needs more game meats. Delicious.
As good as those little wedge fries looked, I cannot speak to their tastiness as I was wooed by sweet potato fries. I will never say no to sweet potato fries.
Didn’t realize it wasn’t table service…not a fan of that.
The cheese sauce dispenser freaks me out.
The honey mustard reigns supreme. Seriously top 3 honey mustard.

It was quite a meal, and I wouldn’t hesitate to go back, but I think Red Robin still holds the key to my heart (even though their steak fries are fair at best).

Stanford gsb!

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 12:02:40 -0500

bowlsby:

Just wanted to thank you all for the positive words yesterday, at 3am cst today officially received the acceptance call to get my MBA at Stanford really excited!

Late on the wagon I’m sure but congrats! You’re officially a smartass.

nosauce: suicideblonde: I feel like I’m taking crazy...

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 11:58:50 -0500

nosauce:

suicideblonde:

I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!!

So many & so often.

Watch this and tell me Nicole Scherzinger’s Sing-Off...

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 11:37:33 -0500

Watch this and tell me Nicole Scherzinger’s Sing-Off judging commentary does not sound like it.

"I totally support revenge dieting."

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 11:30:56 -0500

“I totally support revenge dieting.”

- phillyfilly

YES. Love you for this.

nutritionista: Are you jealous of the Greek/Middle...

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 11:08:08 -0500

nutritionista:

Are you jealous of the Greek/Middle Eastern-inspired salad I had last night?

I will always be jealous of greek salad.

carolynsfebruary: circasurvivor:andrewshark: I AM MRS...

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 08:37:44 -0500

carolynsfebruary:

circasurvivor:andrewshark:

I AM MRS NESBIT!

Best part.

"Steve Martin wants so badly to be Bill Murray, sometimes I almost feel sorry for him. Then I..."

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 08:31:28 -0500

“Steve Martin wants so badly to be Bill Murray, sometimes I almost feel sorry for him. Then I remember THE PINK PANTHER movies.”

- A critic friend.

nosauce: OMG! Snookie is 4’9”!!! SHE IS LEGITIMATELY A LITTLE...

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 16:30:17 -0500

nosauce:

OMG! Snookie is 4’9”!!! SHE IS LEGITIMATELY A LITTLE PERSON!!!!!!!!!!

With or without her pouf?