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Posts tagged HI

Jul 30

1:47pm EST

  • Happiness tastes like soy iced chai
  • Sadness tastes like voicemail
  • I am already obsessing over fall clothes even though the idea of trying them on in the heat makes me barf 
  • Why aren’t I watching the olympics right now? Don’t care what event.
  • I would like the magical power of thinking myself clean because the actual bathing process is too damn much sometimes

May 11

That time I revealed to my boss that I’ve been blogging for nearly my entire career because she’s no longer my boss.

That time was yesterday.


Feb 7
7. (favorite) buttons 

Got a little program by the name of Stuffed: Food Hoarders waiting for me.

7. (favorite) buttons

Got a little program by the name of Stuffed: Food Hoarders waiting for me.

Jan 27

Two Birthdays.

On this day 26 years ago, Monica was born. I am so glad about that. She is the funniest and most supportive person I know and we have laughed, cried, and laughed until we cried since we were twelve. 

((awwwwww))

The second birthday is pretty stupid by comparison, just thought y’all might like to know I’ve been polluting tumblr with my nonsense for three years now. I could never have imagined what blogging would mean to me when I started (first posts I clearly had no idea how to use tumblr omg mortifying) but I am being genuine when I say my network of internet fraynds completely blew the dust off of my boring life, pulled me out of a rut, and reinvigorated me. So…thanks. Love you, dudes. 


Nov 14
The home ec teacher from Superbad is among my spirit animals.

The home ec teacher from Superbad is among my spirit animals.