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My Life in Celebrity Hairstyles
Whenever I grew enough hair to cut - 1994
My parents were cheap/lazy/hated me.
1994 - 1997
Elaborate poorly executed braids, big headbands, even bigger scrunchies
1997 - 1999
(festooned with way more butterfly clips)
Quality time with my straightening iron.
Secret plot by crimping iron manufacturers to boost sales from zero for the first time since 1989.
Every warm day since 2008
Can’t stop won’t stop.
Brief stint sometime in 2009
Ugh, effort though.
This is the easy, air-dried hair I will have for as long as it takes for someone to nominate me for a makeover show and force me to pretend to like the mom cut I end up with.