I need an adult!

May 15

edatrix:

Jalapeño-Cheese Corn “Dogs”

i should probably get a deep fryer.

Probably definitely.

Apr 29

canttuchthis:

salted caramel chocolate chip cookie bars

Apr 18

canttuchthis:

parmesan truffle tater tots

stop what you’re doing and look at this

Feb 15

Pizza Bianca

Yeah you, you make my dreams come true.

Feb 2

canttuchthis:

loaded baked potato dip

file under: things i should decidedly not be eating but now i want more than ever

Well shit thanks for that jerk

Jan 30

gnomesweetgnome:

French Onion Grilled Cheese.

AKA I got roughly 3 hours of sleep last night will someone please bring this to me?

~~Important sandwich.~~ MOST important sandwich.

(via gnomesweetgnome)

Jan 24

10 Health “Tips” You’ll Never See on Your Healthista

yourhealthista:

If you think you’re hungry, you’re probably just thirsty. Drink more water! Your body needs 8 glasses of water a day! (Nope.)

Try to choose low-fat foods as much as possible. Fat in food = fat on your body! (Ugh, so sick of this “tip.”)

Check your BMI. That will help you figure out a healthy weight for your height. (This actually a really dangerous “tip.”)

Look for foods that say on the label how great they are for you! (Then you’d just end up with crap like this. I’m sure the “B vitamins” in that artificial sweetener are super good for you….)

If it tastes good, it’s probably bad for you. (This one just annoys me because it’s so blatantly untrue).

Low-cal imitations of higher-calorie foods are great substitutions! (Usually, they’re full of questionable ingredients and just leave you unsatisfied.)

The more calories you burn during your workout, the better! Keep running! (When I was burning the most calories during my workouts, I also weighed the most. Take it or leave it.)

Non-starchy vegetables are always the answer. Eat more of them always! (They’re great, but not always what you need).

Egg whites are a perfect source of protein. (It makes me SO sad when people skip the nutrient-dense yolk.)

There’s a definitive answer to every health/food/nutrition/fitness question — you just have to find it! (Sorry to say, there’s so much conflicting research, you just have to do what works — and makes sense — for you.)

Exactly. Throw away your “fitness” magazines.

Dec 21

gastrogirl:

red wine and goat cheese risotto with caramelized mushrooms.

Oh hey.

(via sylviac)

Nov 2

gnomesweetgnome:

Shut the front door Whole Wheat Autumn Apple Pizza with bacon, red onion, and gouda. This crazy motherfucker is getting made as quickly as possible.

(via How Sweet It Is)

Apples? Pizza? What a country!

Consider it made.

(via gnomesweetgnome)

Oct 26

edatrix:

vneckandacardigan:

Corn and Cheese Chowder

The Pioneer Woman gets me, like… she gets my soul.

give me that. right now.

My soul is a bread bowl.

Oct 25

vneckandacardigan:

I’ve just found heaven. And it’s this Loaded Baked Sweet Potato Soup (with bacon and goat cheese garnishes mind you).

I have to make this as soon as possible.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa Lois this is not my Batman glass.