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May 23
Listen, if you wear Uggs, that’s fine. I still wear them. 
However, if you wear Uggs under the impression that you are any kind of fashionable….sort your life out. They are public slippers. You need to accept that you are a lazy hobo for putting them on your feet. No amount of embellishment makes them “fancy” and you are never to wear them to a respectable event. 
So…the wedding collection confuses and frightens me.
There is no excuse for a bride in Uggs. Not a one. 

Listen, if you wear Uggs, that’s fine. I still wear them. 

However, if you wear Uggs under the impression that you are any kind of fashionable….sort your life out. They are public slippers. You need to accept that you are a lazy hobo for putting them on your feet. No amount of embellishment makes them “fancy” and you are never to wear them to a respectable event. 

So…the wedding collection confuses and frightens me.

There is no excuse for a bride in Uggs. Not a one.