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Jan 31

  1. Notice gut overhang
  2. God, self. Get it together.
  3. Eat mindfully, exercise, feel accomplished
  4. Clothes feel a little loose
  5. Huzzah! I deserve a treat!
  6. A treat = enough food to fill a flatbed, usually consumed over a weekend
  7. Repeat steps 1-7 until my last breath

Posted at 11:26 AM 87 notes Tagged: when will i learnnevernever is when

Jul 26
Blueberry Crumb Bars Had all the ingredients sitting at home, including 2 pints of the most beautiful blueberries ever. Couldn’t have been easier. Or tastier. Make em. 

Blueberry Crumb Bars

Had all the ingredients sitting at home, including 2 pints of the most beautiful blueberries ever. Couldn’t have been easier. Or tastier.

Make em. 
Posted at 11:11 AM 72 notes Tagged: smitten kitchen is never wrongNEVER