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May 25

I just spent the whole walk over to my office laughing to myself, like what if there was a Def Jam comedy special of white whines?

"So I went to the supermarket and bought some cilantro to get my salsa on this weekend. But then I get home and it’s FLAT. LEAF. PARSLEY. Ain’t that some shit?"